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Obama Proposes Trade of AIG Executives in Primitive Swaps
“OF COURSE, WE’LL ALSO HAVE TO THROW IN A COUPLE OF BILLION DOLLARS, TO COMPENSATE THE ABORIGINAL TRIBES FOR THE COST OF TRYING TO CIVILIZE THESE AIG SAVAGES.” ————————————————————————————————————-...
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AIG’s Edward Liddy Reveals Envy of G. Gordon Liddy
“NOW, IF I CAN JUST BE EXCUSED SO I CAN WAVE MY HAND OVER A HOT BURNING CANDLE, THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE A GREAT RELIEF.” ——————————————————————————————————————– Lisa Casey’s more transaparent look at...
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AIG, Citing Security Concerns, to Merge With Blackwater
“WE FIGURED THE ONLY WAY FOR USÂ TO SURVIVE, WAS TO JOIN FORCES WITHÂ AN OUTFIT THAT WON’T HESITATE TO GUN DOWN THEÂ NEIGHBORS HANGING AROUND OURÂ HOMES WITH PITCHFORKS.” Story at NY Times. Madkane...
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Congress Passes New ‘Seinfeld’ Law: AIG Execs ‘Have to Be Our Butlers’
“THEY DID ALL THIS DAMAGE, ALREADY SPENT THEIR BONUS MONEY, AND WORST OF ALL …Â THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE INSURANCE.” ————————————————————————————————————— Ed Liddy is BuzzFlash’s Hypocrite of the WeekÂ...
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Wall St. Excesses Take Ultimate Toll: Manhattan Sold Back to the Indians
In perhaps the ultimate sign that the reckless behavior of  Wall Street is exacting an “historic” toll, the Borough of Manhattan, originally purchased by the Dutch from the Indians 400 years ago, was...
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Corporate Fatcats Catch Break; Angry Mob Goes Home For Lack of Carfare
“WE ALSO HAD TO SUSPEND OUR INTERNET SERVICE AND SELL OUR SOAPBOX, SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE REVOLUTION WILL HAVE TO WAIT AT LEAST ANOTHER GENERATION.” ———————————————————————————————- Lisa Casey on...
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Forget the Boston Tea Party, Wall St. Execs Have a NY T-Bill Party
“AS LONG AS THEY INSIST ON TAXING OUR BONUSES, WE’RE GONNA’ THROW THE TARP MONEY INTO THE EAST RIVER.” Meg White at BuzzFlash strikes a similar chord with Tea Party Tantrums. Lisa Casey on Buying...
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Media Critics: Obama Needs to Attend ‘Anger NON-Management Class’
“OK, CLASS, THIS SOCIETY SIMPLY CAN’T TOLERATE A COOL, RATIONAL, THOUGHTFUL INDIVIDUAL. SO FOR LESSON NUMBER ONE, PLEASE LEAN YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR WINDOW AND SHOUT: I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M GOING TO...
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AIG Execs Receiving Threats Even From Kindergarteners
“YOU C**K-S**KING, MOTHER-F***KING DOODYHEAD, YOU DESTROYED MY DADDY’S JOB AND HIS DIGNITY, AND NOW I HAVE TO WRITE THIS CLASS LETTER DEATH THREAT TO YOU WITH ONLY FOUR F***KING CRAYONS.”  The...
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General Motors’ CEO Resigns, To Join AIG!
“AFTER OBAMAÂ FORCED ME OUT, I DECIDED TO FOLLOW MY BUSINESS PHILOSOPHY OF ‘CREATING LEMONS OUT OF LEMONS,’ AND TO GO TO AN ORGANIZATION WHERE FAILURE IS REWARDED.”...
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